Conservative California lawmaker Mike Duvall bragged about his extramarital affairs while sitting in front of a live microphone in Sacramento yesterday, according to the Associated Press. When not with his wife, Duvall enjoys the company of two "'naughty girl'" lobbyists who wear "'eye-patch underwear'" and enjoy being spanked.
Duvall resigned but is now claiming he hasn't been unfaithful to his wife, and that the stories were made up. Which might not be so bad if he wasn't a Family Values candidate who received a 100 percent approval rating from the conservative advocacy group Capitol Resource Institute.
If Duvall is sleeping around with lobbyists, I hope he wraps it up tight: according to the Sacramento Bee in 2007, "Sacramento County posts higher infection rates for gonorrhea and chlamydia than almost every other county in California."